• 1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )
• 2你曾经看到过(guò )的毁(huǐ )三观的画面是什么
• 3你曾经(🔡)(jīng )做过最羞(xiū )耻的事情是(💿)什么
• 4你听(💄)过或看(kàn )过哪些变(🍗)态(🔉)故事

1丑陋片尾曲(♊)(qǔ )

RightRound

演(🐌)唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(qǔ(😤) )创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音(yīn )乐人

所属专(zhuān )辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(yī(🏈)ng )文(🎵)歌词(cí )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾(🥒)经看到(🤺)过的毁三观的画面是什(😎)么

3你曾经做过(guò )最羞耻的事(🤦)情(🖌)是(💔)什么

4你(🥫)听过或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌(👥)子(zǐ )的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突(🚧)(tū(🦊) )然之(zhī )间靠(👆)院墙的几桌客(😍)人一阵大乱

大(👿)家闷(mèn )哼看(kàn )过来(lái )原(🏓)来(🚚)是(🏘)是院(yuàn )墙隔(🔈)壁有一些邪秽的东西(xī )不时飞过来(🔊)

酒菜不能不能再吃一些(👚)宾客的衣服也沾(⛅)了脏很多人都气(🎶)的怒骂

做为主(zhǔ )人的二舅也(⚽)就(🙌)肯定(dìng )不能不(💎)闻不问

他跟宾客们道了(le )几(jǐ )句歉就拿梯(📩)子(🥗)爬到院墙和邻居对(🏩)骂(💆)

王桂英我(🧡)XXXXX你(nǐ )平时跟我(🙏)瞎(💅)折腾(🕘)我也就忍了今天你(⚽)去见(jiàn )这(🥢)样多人跟我较劲我非(🚲)(fēi )撕烂你的(🤧)嘴巴不可二舅站在梯子气极败(😟)(bài )坏的骂道

吴明(míng )宏(🎀)(hóng )你有胆子就再试(🚤)试你一天不把(bǎ )事情能解决好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们来了(🤵)一个妇女的骂声

二(🏳)舅家农村的房子是挨(🙅)得很近(❇)隔壁建的

以前房(fá(🌁)ng )子一样高下雨(yǔ )天各家屋上的雨(🚃)水向着瓦片淌(🕢)入各家院里

可(👯)(kě )二舅(🧤)拆(chāi )了旧(jiù )房起(🎽)新房新房比(😨)(bǐ )隔壁的房(🕛)子高了半米角上(🏘)的(🛋)雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(kěn )定也就(jiù )进(🎿)了他家(🈷)(jiā )的院子(👣)

不过这也(🕎)并(🎵)非有什么(me )大事

流到(♐)院子里(lǐ )院子里的确就(🛋)有排水沟能(➿)有什(shí(🔻) )么东西影(📰)响呢

不过王(😵)(wáng )桂英(🧕)不这样想

原来大(🔖)家大都庄稼人靠天收成经济条件不(bú )多邻里关系(👾)也美(měi )满(mǎn )和谐

可二舅这(🗡)几(jǐ )年地里活不(bú )忙(🌮)就(🌚)去城里打(dǎ(🐫) )零(🥩)工挣的钱(💈)盖了(🚱)这几间新瓦(🥧)房

些(🌓)农村人就有(✂)这个红眼病见岂能别人比自(🙃)己过的好尤(yó(🤛)u )其是以(🍋)前都觉得不如(rú(🐽) )你自己的

王桂英就一直看不起二舅(🍍)

王桂英的男人叫陈四(sì )虎

名(🍺)字里面只不(🤶)过(guò(👿) )有个(👃)虎(🍷)字但是(👛)是只病猫

陈(💟)四虎老实(⏸)的三棍(🕤)子打不出个屁来

他怕事平时家里的事全是王桂英(yī(🤹)ng )撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒(👏)王桂英不知好(hǎo )歹(dǎi )找(zhǎo )碴(🉐)陈(chén )四虎(🎫)就(jiù )躲在屋里(🦖)不(🙏)出头

陈(💃)四虎(hǔ )你出不出(✈)来管一管你如果这(zhè )样再不论别怪我一(📎)点也(🐬)不(bú )客气了王(wáng )桂(guì )英骂的真的很难听手中还不(💂)时的铲着鸡(🎆)(jī )粪猪粪往(wǎng )院子这边甩二舅实在是(shì )忍(rě(🌪)n )无可忍(rěn )的(de )道(🦐)

爹你(nǐ )跟他啰(❌)唆什么(🗻)呢东西啊大(🤡)表(😬)哥(🏣)的(💞)(de )确对(duì )二舅实在(zài )是太(tài )温和的处理不满

大表哥拿板凳(〰)攀过了(🧥)院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早(🎿)守(shǒu )在(zài )门口的二表哥带着兴奋几(👾)个堂兄弟一拥而(é(🗜)r )上夺过王桂英手中的铁(🗡)锹出来是(✔)一顿打(dǎ )

幸好村里几个干(🕯)部也(😏)几人就把(🔨)众(🥃)人给抽开了

王桂英说(🌲)要可以(❄)报(😡)警(jǐng )村书记(😠)许红星(xīng )嘲弄道王(🐷)(wá(💱)ng )桂(☝)英(🙈)你有脸打110人家摆(✈)酒席你(nǐ )泼(📒)(pō )屎打了(🧑)你又是活该倒霉(🕡)你今(🎿)天(🕥)要不向吴老二道歉(📁)吧看我咋收拾好你

王桂英哪(👲)(nǎ )里(lǐ(🗓) )肯(📐)(kěn )去道歉(♉)

她见所有人(🐪)都奚落她的不是顿时就(jiù(😊) )气(📬)的要撞墙(🥨)自戕(qiāng )

更何况几人的(de )人(📣)多把她给拉住了

这时(💛)候(🔄)场面(miàn )僵在原地了几方面都下(🛁)不来台

更何况陈四虎从房里走了出(chū )来他向二舅道了歉还向(xiàng )许(📣)书记只(🏕)要管好(hǎo )老婆自愿来(lái )陪偿二(🙁)舅三百块钱(qián )王桂英也被懦弱的陈四(sì(🦗) )虎(hǔ )气的一时间回了(📧)娘家事情(qíng )才算告了一(yī )段落(luò )

事情下来了一年多我(wǒ )又回来了一次二(😞)舅家吃饭不这回是白事(shì )

王桂(⛺)英(yī(👟)ng )那次(🏹)受了(🗳)气虽说对二(👉)舅一家耿耿(🚵)于怀但更(gè(🦊)ng )气(🐓)(qì )陈四(sì )虎的太窝囊

她天天上更加变本加厉的(de )数落陈四虎的懦(🔏)弱(🕐)无(🏉)能终于成功把(bǎ )陈四虎给(🤾)烧穿了

那天二舅(jiù(🕠) )还在城(chéng )里去(🚞)打工(gōng )二舅(⛲)妈一(🌨)(yī )个(🎷)人(♐)在菜(cà(🤠)i )地(dì )干活(🚣)的人

陈四虎(🗓)那着砍草(cǎo )的镰刀来到菜(🦐)地把二舅妈砍翻在地(dì )

镰刀再锋利(👧)但远远超(chāo )出长(🏒)度(🖊)也没办法一(🍦)下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四(sì(📽) )虎面驳周边惊(jīng )慌的(🛡)村民的面(miàn )一(yī )镰刀一镰(🤑)刀的砍下(🦇)了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着(zhe )血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂英(🌁)面前(qián )

你看一(💙)下(xià(🍝) )我(🎰)倒底有没窝囊废有(👖)胆量的村民(🤶)伏(fú )在门缝(👅)上(🌨)见(😜)到他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓(🧗)的魂不附体(💨)号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意地的(👪)压了(👂)一桶水洗(🔈)干净的手脚正坐在堂屋(wū )看电视节(🥀)(jiē )目

很快地J察就进了(le )村立即逮捕了(le )陈四虎

法(🔒)医仵(🛒)作验尸(✏)让亲戚(🐜)邻里自己去(🎼)看

大(🥧)夏天放了(🏖)一两天(tiān )的人头(📅)(tóu )恶臭很(hě(🈳)n )难闻(🌞)看完的人都吐了

吃(🚧)东西的那天王桂英是(shì )没有再找你麻(má )烦

她家的门(🚇)上落了锁(suǒ(♌) )没人明白(🌆)了她(🌻)(tā )去哪了